no one wants to see your nipples, guys. No one.
IF YOUR GLASSES EXTEND PAST YOUR CHEEKBONES YOU NEED SMALLER ONES…OR A BIGGER FACE.
YOUR SKINNY LEGS MAKE ME FEEL MORE MANLY
Shit, I know Grizzly Bear are the dopest new band around, but this is taking it too far.
If a hipster conforms in the woods and no ones around to blog about it, does he still conform?
YOU ARE NOT A SAILOR, PIRATE NOR CAPTAIN OF ANY SORT
lol reminds of the hipster in Monday’s MX
SPENDING $10,000 TO RIDE A BIKE IN FRANCE DOES NOT MAKE YOU LANCE ARMSTRONG
YOUR PANTS: THEY DON’T FUCKING FIT
SHORTS ARE FOR SUMMER
Malcom X and Grace Jones had love child.
The results of the experiment were kept hidden till now.
Presenting Philburn X Jones - desicating his/her life to fighting for sexy black power!
IT’S NOT ‘PUNK’ IF YOUR HAIR CUT COSTS $80
She’s telling us:
A. Peace man
B. Two guys - two holes
C. I’m 4 times the hipster you’ll ever be