October 2009
1 post
no one wants to see your nipples, guys. No one.
Oct 19th
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August 2009
1 post
IF YOUR GLASSES EXTEND PAST YOUR CHEEKBONES YOU...
Aug 24th
July 2009
4 posts
YOUR SKINNY LEGS MAKE ME FEEL MORE MANLY
Jul 19th
Jul 9th
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Jul 8th
If a hipster conforms in the woods and no ones around to blog about it, does he still conform?
Jul 6th
4 notes
June 2009
35 posts
YOU ARE NOT A SAILOR, PIRATE NOR CAPTAIN OF ANY...
Jun 29th
Jun 28th
376 notes
SPENDING $10,000 TO RIDE A BIKE IN FRANCE DOES NOT...
Jun 22nd
Jun 22nd
7 notes
YOUR PANTS: THEY DON’T FUCKING FIT
Jun 21st
Jun 20th
SHORTS ARE FOR SUMMER
Jun 20th
IT’S NOT ‘PUNK’ IF YOUR HAIR CUT COSTS $80
Jun 19th
1 note
Jun 18th
Jun 18th
SHORTS AND STOCKINGS? HOW ABOUT NO?
Jun 18th
Jun 18th
24 notes
Jun 17th
IRONIC T-SHIRTS ARE FOR DADS AND HOMELESS...
Jun 17th
Jun 17th
PANAMA HATS ARE FOR OLD MEN. AND PANAMANIANS
Jun 16th
Jun 16th
Jun 16th
20 notes
YOU MIGHT WANT TO MIX IN A WORK OUT WHILE YOU’RE...
Jun 16th
Jun 16th
Jun 8th
80 notes
Jun 8th
Jun 8th
9 notes
Jun 8th
Jun 4th
21 notes
Jun 4th
Jun 4th
195 notes
WatchWatch
Hipster love = Sure Love
Jun 3rd
Jun 3rd
KEYS ARE NOT A FASHION ACCESSORY
Jun 3rd
Jun 2nd
BAGGY T-SHIRTS JUST MAKE YOU LOOK SMALL
Jun 2nd
Jun 2nd
SCARVES DON’T MAKE YOU LOOK INTELLECTUAL
Jun 1st
Jun 1st
May 2009
9 posts
May 31st
May 28th
SINGLE GEARED BIKES ARE IMPRACTICAL
May 28th
May 28th
WASH YOUR GODDAMMED HAIR
May 28th
May 28th
May 28th
DRESSING IN MONOTONE IS FOR PRIESTS AND PENGUINS
May 28th
May 28th