Dear Hipsters,

Oct 20

no one wants to see your nipples, guys. No one.

Aug 25

IF YOUR GLASSES EXTEND PAST YOUR CHEEKBONES YOU NEED SMALLER ONES…OR A BIGGER FACE.

Jul 20

YOUR SKINNY LEGS MAKE ME FEEL MORE MANLY

Jul 10

The Original Hipster?

The Original Hipster?

Jul 09

Shit, I know Grizzly Bear are the dopest new band around, but this is taking it too far.

Shit, I know Grizzly Bear are the dopest new band around, but this is taking it too far.

Jul 07

If a hipster conforms in the woods and no ones around to blog about it, does he still conform?

Jun 30

YOU ARE NOT A SAILOR, PIRATE NOR CAPTAIN OF ANY SORT

Jun 29

artpixie:

foodgirl:

artpixie:
[hipsters joke.jpg] on vi.sualize.us
lol reminds of the hipster in Monday’s MX

artpixie:

foodgirl:

artpixie:

[hipsters joke.jpg] on vi.sualize.us

lol reminds of the hipster in Monday’s MX

Jun 23

SPENDING $10,000 TO RIDE A BIKE IN FRANCE DOES NOT MAKE YOU LANCE ARMSTRONG

sartorialistfail:
Metaphor fail

sartorialistfail:

Metaphor fail

Jun 22

YOUR PANTS: THEY DON’T FUCKING FIT

Jun 21

SHORTS ARE FOR SUMMER

Malcom X and Grace Jones had love child.
The results of the experiment were kept hidden till now.
Presenting Philburn X Jones - desicating his/her life to fighting for sexy black power!

Malcom X and Grace Jones had love child.

The results of the experiment were kept hidden till now.

Presenting Philburn X Jones - desicating his/her life to fighting for sexy black power!

Jun 20

IT’S NOT ‘PUNK’ IF YOUR HAIR CUT COSTS $80

Jun 19

She’s telling us:
A. Peace man
B. Two guys - two holes
C. I’m 4 times the hipster you’ll ever be

She’s telling us:

A. Peace man

B. Two guys - two holes

C. I’m 4 times the hipster you’ll ever be