Dear Hipsters,

no one wants to see your nipples, guys. No one.

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 10:51:41 +1100

IF YOUR GLASSES EXTEND PAST YOUR CHEEKBONES YOU NEED SMALLER ONES...OR A BIGGER FACE.

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 12:45:30 +1000

YOUR SKINNY LEGS MAKE ME FEEL MORE MANLY

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:53:02 +1000

The Original Hipster?

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:42:56 +1000

The Original Hipster?

Shit, I know Grizzly Bear are the dopest new band around, but...

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:02:52 +1000

Shit, I know Grizzly Bear are the dopest new band around, but this is taking it too far.

If a hipster conforms in the woods and no ones around to blog about it, does he still conform?

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:04:36 +1000

If a hipster conforms in the woods and no ones around to blog about it, does he still conform?

YOU ARE NOT A SAILOR, PIRATE NOR CAPTAIN OF ANY SORT

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:33:00 +1000

artpixie: foodgirl: artpixie: [hipsters joke.jpg] on...

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 09:25:57 +1000

artpixie:

foodgirl:

artpixie:

[hipsters joke.jpg] on vi.sualize.us

lol reminds of the hipster in Monday’s MX

SPENDING $10,000 TO RIDE A BIKE IN FRANCE DOES NOT MAKE YOU LANCE ARMSTRONG

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 10:00:00 +1000

sartorialistfail: Metaphor fail

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 09:13:56 +1000

sartorialistfail:

Metaphor fail

YOUR PANTS: THEY DON’T FUCKING FIT

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 10:00:00 +1000

SHORTS ARE FOR SUMMER

Sun, 21 Jun 2009 10:00:00 +1000

Malcom X and Grace Jones had love child. The results of the...

Sun, 21 Jun 2009 10:00:00 +1000

Malcom X and Grace Jones had love child.

The results of the experiment were kept hidden till now.

Presenting Philburn X Jones - desicating his/her life to fighting for sexy black power!

IT’S NOT ‘PUNK’ IF YOUR HAIR CUT COSTS $80

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 10:00:00 +1000

She’s telling us: A. Peace man B. Two guys - two holes C....

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:00:00 +1000

She’s telling us:

A. Peace man

B. Two guys - two holes

C. I’m 4 times the hipster you’ll ever be

Even glasses that dark can’t hide the pain of being such...

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 12:00:00 +1000

Even glasses that dark can’t hide the pain of being such douchebags.

SHORTS AND STOCKINGS? HOW ABOUT NO?

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 10:00:00 +1000

Sweetie, hiding your identity doesn’t discuise the fact...

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 09:49:23 +1000

Sweetie, hiding your identity doesn’t discuise the fact that we’re all embarrassed for you. A denim onsie? Seriously? It looks like it was made for Danny DeVito!

splendidreally:

allthingsalishan:

Is it “damn you’re 27 and entirely too old to be wearing a denim onesie that short?” or does it work?

It’s “dammmmnn, nice legs, girl”! I think you work it.

I’m pretty sure this is my 4th grade history teacher, Mr...

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 20:00:00 +1000

I’m pretty sure this is my 4^th grade history teacher, Mr Collins-Wharton

Melvin was upset that his mum was already waiting outside. He...

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 10:00:00 +1000

Melvin was upset that his mum was already waiting outside. He was sure he told her to come at 9:30.